With so much choice when it comes to buying undies these days, it’s common to feel overwhelmed or confused. When this happens, you can easily end up walking out of the store with the same ones you’ve been wearing since you were a 12, or worse – the same style your old man wears. Yikes! Don’t worry - help is at hand! Rob and Dennis, a.k.a. The Boys, are here to explain what undies work best for which situation. From date night to the gym, let them guide you to buy the right pair for you and your boys.
WORKING 9-5:
The Boys say: “Ahhhh… Freedom at last! No more tighty whiteys. YAAAS! Just like us, your boys need a sensible home (or office) during the week. These Guyfront Trunks are so roomy and comfy; they’ll easily get you through the busy Monday to Friday grind. In fact, you won’t want to take them off. Probably not advisable, though – just sayin’.”
DATE NIGHT:
The Boys say: “When he puts these snazzy dacks on, we know he’s out to impress. If you’re boys are going to be on show, they better look their best. Your lads will love these Fit Trunks, not only because they’re like a pillow for your man bits, but they also leaving a lasting impression if you know what we mean, winky face. These bad boys are perfect for hitting the town or date night with the missus. Cha-ching!”
HITTING THE GYM:
The Boys say: “Whether shredding it at the gym or tearing it up on the footy oval, it’s important to let your boys breathe. Which is why we’re thanking the undie gods that these Active Trunks jogged into our lives! Your boys weren’t built for sport but luckily these are. Finally, we can breathe and he can workout without the wedgie. Everyone’s a winner!”
SAND TO SURF:
The Boys say: “Nobody likes saggy, soggy jocks, especially us. After a quick dip in the surf and while cruising the sand, we prefer to keep our man cave cool and dry. Chafing ain’t nobody’s friend. To avoid such a scenario, these Active Quickdry Trunks are the bomb diggity. Super fast drying and salt water resistant, they’ll fend off sogginess and sagginess so you can strut it along the sand Hasselhoff style.”
COUCH TIME:
The Boys say: “When kicking back on the couch to watch the footy, us boys are always after the best seat in the house. You can’t beat a classic, which is why these Hipster Boxers have Netflix & Chill written all over them. Being a pair of fuss-free fellas, we’re fans of the minimal stitching and branding. An understated undie for times when all you want is pants off, hair up and a Ryan Gosling movie marathon. Oops… did we just say that out loud?”
BINGE-FEST:
The Boys say: “Is there anything more blissful than hearing those four precious words: all you can eat? If we had our way we’d be at the buffet every chance we can get, but he worries about his waistline. Eye roll (or should that be tummy roll? LOL!) When we can convince him that it’s time for a binge-fest, we like to slip into these Seamfree Trunks. The soft, dig-free fabric stretches with your body and allows your boys to roam seamfree. Food coma here we come!”
8 years ago
